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The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences

Tap Lt. Frank (animated by SAG-AFTRA actor Mark Roman) to host the 2019 Academy Awards (Oscars). His formal uniform will include his signature women's short shorts and rainbow tactical leg warmers. Lt. Frank has selected Aisha Tyler as VICE host. You know. Like Cheney was to Dubya. And stuff. I know Aisha is a lady, but she has experience dealing the likes of Sterling Archer. She got this. Thomas Lennon shall serve as our Peggy Noonan. So we gonna do this? Or what?

Signed,

Mark Roman

This petition closed about 1 month ago

How this will help

SAVING LIVES!  Also, raising awareness for rainbows, ladies who bring vital color to the world, and a different kind of law enforcement cheetah.

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